Guest guest Posted March 28, 2002 Report Share Posted March 28, 2002 Dime or Nickel: (Classic) There was a little fellow named Mikey who hung out at the local grocery store. The manager didn't know what Mikey's problem was, but the boys liked to tease him. The boys said he was two bricks short of a load or two pickles shy of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes the boys offered Mikey his choice between a nickel and a dime. He always took the nickel, they said, because it was bigger. One day after Mikey grabbed the nickel, the store manager got him off to one side and said: "Mikey, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger or what?" Mikey said: "No sir, you see if I took the dime, they'd quit doing it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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