Guest guest Posted January 26, 2002 Report Share Posted January 26, 2002 > > > > > > > >Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust > > from > > > >their throats. > > > > > > > >They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about current > > cattle > > > >prices. > > > > > > > >Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating sandwich, begins to > > > >cough. > > > > > > > >After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real > > distress. > > > > > > > >One of the cowboys looks at her and says, " Kin ya swaller? " > > > > > > > >The woman shakes her head, no. " Kin ya breathe? " > > > > > > > >The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head. > > > > > > > >The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, > > yanks > > > >down her panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks in a > > circular > > > >motion. > > > > > > > >The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the > > obstruction > > > >flies out of her mouth. > > > > > > > >As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the > > bar > > and > > > >takes a drink from his beer. > > > > > > > >His partner says, " Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick > > maneuver, > > but > > > >I ain't never seen nobody do it. " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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