Guest guest Posted January 11, 2002 Report Share Posted January 11, 2002 > The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has > to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! > > This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's > license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! > > DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? > SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? > SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? > > DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? > SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. > SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! > > DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? > SAFER: Could we be overreacting? > SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. > > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? > SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. > SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? > > And my personal favorite..... > > DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? > SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today. > SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! > > Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might > need a good laugh! > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2002 Report Share Posted January 26, 2002 > The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has > to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! > > This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's > license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! > > DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? > SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? > SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? > > DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? > SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. > SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! > > DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? > SAFER: Could we be overreacting? > SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. > > DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? > SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. > SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? > > And my personal favorite..... > > DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? > SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today. > SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! > > Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might > need a good laugh! > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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