Fw: Perfect Men

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Jeez, I hate to admit we can be that shallow, but.... Love anyway, Judy women>>>>A group of girlfriends went on vacation and saw a>five-story hotel with a sign that read FOR WOMEN ONLY.>>Since they were there without their boyfriends, they>decided to go in. The doorman, a very attractive>man, explained to them how it worked: "We have 5>floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what>you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to>decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's>inside. The only rule is, once you leave a floor,>you can't return to it.">>The women talk it over and decide to go for it...>>They start going up, and on the First floor the sign>reads: ALL THE MEN HERE ARE HORRIBLE LOVERS, BUT THEY>ARE SENSITIVE AND KIND. The friends laugh and without>hesitation move on to the next floor...>>The sign on the Second floor reads: ALL THE MEN HERE>ARE WONDERFUL LOVERS, BUT THEY GENERALLY TREAT WOMEN>BADLY. This wasn't going to do, so again they head for>the stairs.>>The friends move up to the Third floor where the sign>reads: ALL THE MEN HERE ARE GREAT LOVERS AND>SENSITIVE TO THE NEEDS OF WOMEN. This was good but>there were still two more floors...>>On the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect: ALL THE MEN>HERE HAVE PERFECT BUILDS; ARE SENSITIVE AND>ATTENTIVE TO WOMEN; ARE PERFECT LOVERS; THEY ARE>ALSO SINGLE, RICH, AND STRAIGHT. The women seemed>pleased but they decided that they would rather see>what the Fifth floor has to offer.>>When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign>that reads: THERE ARE NO MEN HERE. THIS FLOOR WAS>SIMPLY BUILT TO PROVE THAT THERE IS JUST NO WAY TO>PLEASE A WOMAN.>>>>>>>_________________________________________________________________Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com