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My daughter (yes, the one who makes me crazy!) sent this to me, I must be doing SOMETHING right - altho' I sure can't figure out what it is! Enjoy, and pass it on to other phenomenal women! Love, Judy O Fwd: Pretty Woman> > > >> > IT'S BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MONTH & TAG YOU'RE IT!> >> > Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month?> >> > Well, it is and that means you and me. I'm supposed> > to send this to> > FIVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, and you are one of them!!!> >> > Facts on Figures;> > There are 3 billion women who don't look like> > supermodels and> > only eight who do.> >> > Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14.> >> > If Barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on> > all fours due> > to her proportions.> >> > The average woman weighs 144 lb. and wears between a> > 12-14.> >> > One out of every four college aged women has an> > eating! disorder.> >> > The models in the magazines are airbrushed -- not> > perfect!> >> > A psychological study in 1995 found that three> > minutes spent> > looking at a fashion magazine caused 70% of women to> > feel depressed,> > guilty, and shameful.> >> > Models twenty years ago weighed 8% less than the> > average woman.> > Today they weigh 23% less.> >> > ~Beauty of a Woman~> > The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she> > wears,> > The figure she carries, or the way she combs her> > hair.> > The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,> > Because that is the doorway to her heart,> > The place where love resides.> > The beauty of a woman Is not in a facial mole,> > But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.> >> > It is the caring that she lovingly gives,> > The passion that she shows.> > The beauty of a woman> > With passing years -- only grows.> >> > An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without> > her man is> > nothing," on the blackboard and directed the> > students to punctuate it> > correctly.> > The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."> >> > The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is> > nothing."> >> > The Images of Mother> > 4 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything!> > 8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!> > 12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know> > quite everything.> > 14 YEARS OF AGE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know> > that, either.> > 16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly> > old-fashioned.> > 18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of> > date!> > 25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit> > about it.> > 35 YEARS OF AGE ~ Before we decide, let's get Mom's> > opinion.> > 45 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wonder what Mom would have thought> > about it?> > 65 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wish I could talk it over with> > Mom.> >> > ***Send this to any phenomenal women you know> in celebration of Women's History Month.> > Boost another woman's self-esteem! > > > Kerrie :-)>

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For all the women in our lives, enjoy BarbaraMake sure you read this-- the lines at the bottom are hysterical!!!WOMENThey smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when They believe there is a better solution. They go without new shoes so their children can have them. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and Cheer when their friends get awards.They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member,yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much theycare about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have a lot to say and a lot to give. IT'S BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MONTH!IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMAN. We got off the Titanic first.We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorderexcuses. Taxis stop for us. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.If we forget to shave, no one has to know.We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure ourprivates are still there. We have the ability to dress ourselves.We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picturethem naked.If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look likean idiot. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. We'll never regret piercing our ears.We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence,because they aren't listening anyway.SEND THIS TO THE WOMEN YOU KNOWAND MAKE THEIR DAY