Fw: The Real Story of The Three Bears

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>The "Real Story" of The Three Bears > >It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking >up. >Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks >into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!", he >squeaks. >Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into >his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?, he >roars." >Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and >yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? >It was Momma Bear who got up first. >It was Momma Bear who woke up everyone in the house. >It was Momma Bear who made the Coffee. >It was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put >everything away. >It was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the >newspaper. >It was Momma Bear who set the table. >It was Momma Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the >cat's water and food dish,. >And, now that you've decided to drag your sorry asses downstairs, and grace >Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only >going to say this one more time: >"I HAVEN'T MADE THE DAMN PORRIDGE YET !!"