Never lie

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Never Lie To Your Mother This is for all of you parents out there ... Never underestimate the intelligence of a mother... Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, 's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful 's roommate, , was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between and his roommate, ,and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.Hester started to wonder if there was more between and his roommate, , than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you and I are just roommates." About a week later, came to saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, " Several days later, received a letter from his mother that read: "Dear son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with , and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with . But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom" LESSON OF THE DAY.........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER