The blonde

[Guest guest]

A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in EconomyClass gets up and moves to the First Class section and sitsdown. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks tosee her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid forEconomy and that she will have to sit in the back. Theblonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going toMontreal and I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells thepilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sittingin First Class who belongs in Economy and won't move back toher seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries toexplain that because she only paid for Economy she will haveto leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'mblonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm stayingright here!" The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should havethe police waiting when they land to arrest this blondewoman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says "You sayshe's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. Ispeak 'blonde'!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and shesays "Oh, I'm sorry." She gets up and moves back to her seatin the Economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked himwhat he said to make her move without any fuss. "I told herFirst Class isn't going to Montreal."