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THE PERFECT BREAKFAST .. . .as a man sees it...You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of the box ofWheaties. Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy. And your wife is onthe back of the milk carton.*********************************************************************************************WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED . . .A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in themiddle of the night. 5% said it was to get a glass of water, 12% said itwas to go the toilet, 83% said it was to go home.*********************************************************************************************FUNERAL SERVICEA funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. Atthe end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out whenthey accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faintmoan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies. A ceremony is againheld at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers areagain carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband criesout, "Watch the wall!"