Guest guest Posted February 23, 2002 Report Share Posted February 23, 2002 > > > > >> > Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, > > > >> > neither could barely see over the dashboard. As they > > > >> > were cruising along, they came to an intersection. > > > >> > The stoplight was red but they just went on through. > > > >> > The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, > > > >> > " I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went > > > >> > through a red light. " > > > >> > > > > >> > After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, > > > >> > the light was red, and again they went right through. This > > > >> > time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had > > > >> > been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing > > > >> > things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very > > > >> > close attention. > > > >> > > > > >> > At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was > > > >> > definitely red and they went right through it. She turned > > > >> > to the other woman and said, " Mildred! Did you know we just > > > >> > ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed > > us " > > > >> > > > > >> > Mildred turned to her and said, " Oh Crap! Am I driving? " > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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