Guest guest Posted February 23, 2002 Report Share Posted February 23, 2002 A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around >>with a fly-swatter. >> >>"What are you doing?" she asked. >> >>"Hunting flies," he responded. >> >>"Oh! And are you killing any?" she asked. >> >>"Yep. 3 males and 2 females", he replied. >> >>Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?" >> >>"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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