Guest guest Posted February 2, 2002 Report Share Posted February 2, 2002 " We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere " --- Tim McGraw .. >A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the >hospital. >While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. > >Seeing God, she asked " Is my time up? " > > " God said, " No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. " > >Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a >facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and >change her hair colour.Since she had so much more time to live, she figured >she might as well make the most of it. > >After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. >While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an >ambulance. > >Arriving in front of God, she demanded, " I thought you said I had another >40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of >the ambulance? " > >(SCROLL DOWN....You'll love this!!!) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >God replied, " I didn't recognize you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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