Guest guest Posted January 24, 2002 Report Share Posted January 24, 2002 Subject: News Update Terrorists multiplying in the South. The governors of Alabama, Georgia and Mississippi would like to announce that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of terrorists have become romantically involved with the locals. The result was not pretty, and we now have the sad task of reporting a new sector of the human race....ISLAMABUBBAS. So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, and we are hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, we have identified the following: Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It Bubba Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba Betty Jean Hasbeend Badgurl Sue Bin There Dunthat Not surprisingly, they all seem to have sprung from one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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