Guest guest Posted January 26, 2002 Report Share Posted January 26, 2002 Funny but yucky! Judy Football > >> > > An old man and his wife have gone to> >> > > bed. After laying there a few minutes the old> man> >> > > farts and says, "Seven Points."> >> >> >> > > His wife rolls over and says, "What> >> > > in the world was that?"> >> >> >> >> >> > > The old man replied, "It's fart football."> >> > > A few minutes later the wife lets> >> > > one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."> >> > >> >> > > After about five minutes the old man farts> again> >> > and> >> > > says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7."> >> >> >> > > Not to be out done the wife rips another> >> > > one and says, Touchdown, tie score."> >> > > Five seconds go by and she lets out a> squeaker and> >> > > says, "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14."> >> >> >> > > Now the pressures on and the old man refuses> to> >> > get> >> > > beat by a woman so he strains real hard but> to> >> > > no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally> >> > unacceptable> >> > > he gives it everything he has but instead of> >> > > farting he poops the bed.> >> > >> >> > > The wife, "What was that?"> >> >> >> > > The old man replied, "Half-time, switch> sides."__________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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