Guest guest Posted April 12, 2002 Report Share Posted April 12, 2002 Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get> >> >there, St. says, "We only have one rule here in heaven ... don't> >step on the ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks> >all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and> >although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps> >on one.> Along comes St. with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. > >chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to> >spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"> >> >The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along> >come St. , who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely> >ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first> >woman.> >> >The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained> >for all> >> >eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She> >manages> >to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. comes> >up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall,> >tan, muscular, and with good hair. St. chains them together without> >saying a word.> >> >The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you> >for all of eternity?" And the guy says, "Well, I don't know what you did,> >but I stepped on a duck."> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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