Fw: Fwd:Fw: How Old Is Grandpa?

[Guest guest]

How old is Grandpa?Stay with this - the answer is at the end - it will blow you away.One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.The granddad replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born, before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the pill.There was no radar, credit cards, laser beams or ball-point pens.Man had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners, dishwashers, clothes dryers, and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and man hadn't yet walked on the moon.Your grandmother and I got married first-and then lived together.Every family had a father and a mother.Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, 'Sir'-and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, 'Sir.'We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.Our lives were governed by good judgment, andcommon sense. We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege. We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the evenings and weekends not purchasing condominiums.We never heard of CDs or guys wearing earrings.And I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to Tommy Dorsey.If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk. Pizza Hut, Mc's, and instant coffee were unheard of.We had 5 & 10 cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards .You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for $600 but who could afford one? Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon. In my day, 'grass' was mowed, 'coke' was a cold drink, 'pot' was something your mother cooked in, and 'rock music' was your grandmother's lullaby. 'Aids' were helpers in the Principal's office, 'chip' meant a piece of wood, hardware' was foundin a hardware store, and 'software' wasn't even a word.And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap. ...and how old do you think I am ???.Grandpa would be only 58 years old!***[This message has been truncated.]