Fw: Women Drivers? Harumph!!!

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Subject: Women Drivers? Harumph!!!

Driving to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left, and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that dang makeup!!! It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cellphone away from my other ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!! DANG WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!