Guest guest Posted April 13, 2002 Report Share Posted April 13, 2002 > > > .>Subject: She was soooooooooo blonde........... > > > >She was soooooooooo Blonde: > >.....she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. > >.....she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. > >.....she thought a quarterback was a refund. > >.....she tried to put M & M's in alphabetical order. > >.....she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. > > > >She was soooooooooo Blonde: > >.....she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. > >.....she thought General Motors was in the army. > >.....she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. > >.....she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. > >.....under " education " on her job application, she put " Hooked on > >Phonics " . > > > >She was soooooooooo Blonde: > >.....she tripped over a cordless phone. > >.....she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it > >said " concentrate " . > >....she told me to meet her at the corner of " WALK " and " ONE WAY " . > >.....at the bottom of the application where it says " sign here " , she put > > > > " Sagittarius " . > >.....she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. > > > >She was soooooooooo Blonde: > >.....she studied for a blood test. > >.....she thought she needed a token to get on " Soul Train " . > >.....she sold the car for gas money! > >.....when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. > >.....when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said " Airport > >Left " ,she turned around and went home. > > > >She was soooooooooo Blonde: > >.....when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she > >moved. > >.....she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. > >.....if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. > >.....she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. > > > >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- - > > > >---- > > > >A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar > >stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to > >the > >bartender, " Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? " > > > >The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky > >voice, the woman next to him says, " Before you tell that joke, sir, > >you should know five things ..... > > > >1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. > > > >2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal. > > > >3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in > >karate. > > > >4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional > >weightlifter. > > > >5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. > > > >Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? > > > >The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, > > " Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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