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> > > > Sven & Ole, a couple of Norwegians now living in Minnesota, head

> > > for the fair in Duloot. The first thing to catch Sven's eye is the

> > > big double Ferris wheel. " Oh, Ole, " he says, " vould you look at dat.

> > > I've always vanted to go on von of dose big Ferris veels. Let's go

> > > ride on dat von. "

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> > > > Ole, not being near as adventurous as Sven says, " Oh, I don't tink

> > > so. Dat looks kind of dangerous to me. " " Vell, " says Sven, " you give

> > > me yust von good reason vhy you von't go vit me on dat ride. " Ole

> > > couldn't come up with a good reason so up they went. Ole had to

> > > admit after the ride that it was kind of fun.

> > > >

> > > > After another 10 or 15 minutes they came to the roller coaster.

> > > " Oh Ole, " says Sven, " Vould you look at dat. Dat's von fine looking

> > > roller coaster. I tink ve should go for a ride on dat. " " Oh, I don't

> > > tink so. " says Ole. " Dat looks very dangerous to me. " " Vell, " says

> > > Sven. " You give me yust von good reason vhy you von't go vit me on

> > > dat roller coaster. " Again Ole couldn't come up with a good reason

> > > so they both went up on the roller coaster. Ole had to admit after

> > > the ride that it wasn't so bad.

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> > > > After another 10 minutes or so, they came to the bungee jump.

> > > " Uffda! " exclaimed Sven. " Vill you yust look at dat, Ole. Dose

> > > people yump off dat big tower vit nuttink but a rubber band tied to

> > > dare ankles. Dat looks like so much fun. Come on, let's go do it. "

> > > " Oh, I don't tink so, " says Ole. " Dat's much too dangerous. Dis is

> > > vare I draw da line. " " Vell, " says Sven, " you give me yust von good

> > > reason vhy you von't go up on dat tower and yump off vit me. " " Ya, I

> > > give you a good reason, " says Ole. " I came into dis vorld because of

> > > a broken rubber and, by jimminy, I'm not going to leave it da same

> > > vay. "

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