Fw: Sad News Concerning Dough Boy

[Guest guest]

It is with a sad heart that we pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half- baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

[Guest guest]

Oh my Judee,

This was great!

>he died yesterday of a yeast infection

> and complications

> from repeated pokes in the belly.

To funny! Thanks again!

K

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> It is with a sad heart that we pass on the following news.

> Please join us in remembering a great icon of the

> entertainment community.

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> The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection

> and complications

> from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

>

> Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of

> celebrities turned out

> to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry

> Jack, the California Raisins,

> Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The

> gravesite was piled high

> with flours.

>

> Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described

> Doughboy as a man who

> never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in

> show business, but

> his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not

> considered a very 'smart' cookie,

> wasting much of his dough on half- baked schemes.

>

> Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty

> old man, was considered a roll

> model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play

> Dough; two children,

> Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He

> is also survived by his

> elderly father, Pop Tart.

>

> The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.