Small Rural Town

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> > You know you're from a Small Rural Town if... > > - You can name everyone you graduated with. > - You know what 4-H is. > - You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle > of a dirt road. > - You used to drag "main." > - You said the 'F' word and your parents knew within the hour. > - You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting. > - You were ever in the Homecoming parade. > - You have ever gone home for Homecoming. > - It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town. > - You had senior skip day. > - The whole school went to the same party after graduation. > - You don't give directions by street names or directions by > references (turn by 's house, go two blocks east > 's, and it's four houses left of the track field). > - The cc golf course had only 9 holes. > - You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend. > - You think kids that ride skateboards are weird. > - The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but > is actually just like your town. > - Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise > - You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1960 as the > "rich people." > - Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or > the feed store. > - Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to > get stronger. > - Directions are given using "the" gas station as a reference. > - The city council meets at the coffee shop. > - Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Walmart. > - Even the ugly people enter beauty pageants. > - You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull > over and ask if you need a ride. > - Your teachers remember when they taught your parents. > - You can charge at all the local stores. > - The closest Mc's is 45 miles away. > - So is the closest mall. > - It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a > riding lawn mower.

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Judee, you must be talking about MANTECA, CA.. I remember them all. LOL

thanks

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