Fw: CHEATING

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> Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a Presidential election that

> was too close to call. Neither the Republican presidential candidate

> nor the Democratic presidential candidate had enough votes to win the

> election.

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> Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice-fishing contest

> between the two candidates to determine the final winner. There was

> much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a

> weeklong ice fishing competition seemed the (manly) way to settle

> things. The candidate that catches the most fish at the end of the

> week wins.

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> After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the

> contest would take place on a remote and cold lake in Wisconsin.

> There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out

> separately on this remote lake and return daily with their catch for

> counting and verification.

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> At the end of the first day, W. returns to the starting line and

> he has 10 fish. Soon, Al Gore returns and has zero fish. Well,

> everyone assumes he is just having another bad hair day or something and

> hopefully, he will catch up the next day.

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> At the end of the 2nd day W. comes in with 20 fish and Al Gore

> comes in again with none.

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> That evening, Bill Clinton gets together secretly with Al and says, " Al,

> I think W. is a low-life cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to

> go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him

> and see if he is cheating in any way.

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> The next night (after W. comes back with 50 fish), Bill Clinton

> says to Al, " Well, what about it, is W. cheatin'? "

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> " He sure is, Bill, he's cutting holes in the ice. "

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> Wish You All Well !!!

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