Guest guest Posted January 30, 2002 Report Share Posted January 30, 2002 Subject: Rules of Life Sometimes we just need to remember WHATthe Rules of Life really are....1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.2. You need only two tools. WD-40 andduct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, useWD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.3. The five most essential words for ahealthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "Youare right."4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately.It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.6. The only really good advice thatyour mother ever gave you was, "Go! You might meetsomebody!"7. If he/she says that you are too good forhim/her-believe them.8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Willthis matter one year from now? How about one month?One week? One day?'9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! Youhave another chance!11. Living well really is the best revenge. Beingmiserable because of a bad or former relationshipjust might mean that the other person was right aboutyou.12. Work is good, but it's not that important.13. And finally... Be really nice to your friends. Younever know when you are going to need them to emptyyour bedpan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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