Guest guest Posted January 7, 2002 Report Share Posted January 7, 2002 Fw:Hilarious Signs On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." In a nonsmoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." At the electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be." In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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