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[Guest guest]

NEW VIRUS

                    Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there

                    is a virus called the " Senile Virus " that even the most

                    advanced programs of Norton and McAfee cannot take

                    care of it ..... so be warned. The virus appears to

affect

                    those of us who were born before 1965!

                    Symptoms of the Senile Virus:

                      1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.

                      2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.

                      3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.

                      4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person who

sent it to you.

                      5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments.

                      6. Causes you to hit " SEND " before you've finished the

e-mail.

                      Remember???????????

                      I don't remember if I sent this one out.........

                      I don't think I did...or did you send it to me??

                      Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

                      God grant me the senility to forget the people I never

liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to

tell the difference.

                      Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's

what I've discovered:

                      1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of

it.

                      2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

                      3. I finally got my head together; now my body is

falling apart.

                      4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

                      5. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

                      6. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

                      7. If all is not lost, where is it?

                      8. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

                      9. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

                      10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the

hydrant.

                      11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a

few...

                      12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

                      13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

                      14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

                      15. It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been

anywhere.

                      16. The only time the world beats a path to your door

is when you're in the bathroom.

                      17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have

put them on my knees.

                      18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does

everyone decide to play chess?

                      19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

                      20. It's not hard to meet expenses... they're

everywhere.

                      21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is

the depth.

                      22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about

the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm

here

after.

                      23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO

YOU OR NOT!

                      24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent

minded...

                      Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6,

maybe 8, maybe 10, oh, heck, just send it to a bunch of your friends if you

can

remember who they are. Then something is supposed to happen...I think. Maybe

you get your memory back or something!  I think...

[Guest guest]

This is great, but geez did I feel old when I read that it affected those of

us born before 1965, I now know that I am getting old and it isnt a really bad

dream : )) Anyways, I hope everyone is great, its been a long time since I

had time to sit and read, hello to all the newbies.

Take care everyone,

, mommy of 4, 4 wcf