Fw: kitchen signs

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> > Signs Found In Kitchens

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> > 1. Kitchen closed - - this chick has had it!

> > 2. Martha doesn't live here!!

> > 3. I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat too!

> > 4. So this isn't Home Sweet Home... Adjust!

> > 5. Ring Bell for Maid Service...If no answer do it

> > yourself!

> > 6. I clean house every other day.... Today is the

> > other day!

> > 7. If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

> > 8. I would cook dinner but I can't find the can

> > opener!

> > 9. My house was clean last week, too bad you missed

> > it!

> > 10. A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

> > 11. COOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

> > 12. I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

> > 13. If you don't like my standards of cooking...lower

> > your standards.

> > 14. You may touch the dust in this house...but please

> > don't write in it!

> > 15. Apology...Although you'll find our house a mess,

> > Come in, sit down,

> > converse. It doesn't always look like this: Some days

> > it's even

> > worse.

> > 16. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this

> > kitchen is delirious.

> > 17. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and

> > cheap.

> > 18. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

> > 19. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

> > 20. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for

> > they shall never

> > cease

> > to be amused.

> > 21. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

> > 22. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.

> > 23. Countless number of people have eaten in this

> > kitchen and gone on to

> > lead normal lives.

> > 24. My next house will have no kitchen --- just

> > vending machines.

> > 25. Gardening forever . . . Housework, never!

> > 26. Dull women have immaculate houses.

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