Guest guest Posted January 29, 2002 Report Share Posted January 29, 2002 Too Cute! Love, Judy FW: 3 6 12 : Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year son. They happen to walkby the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To whichthe man matter-of-factly replies, "those are called condoms, son . ..men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that inhealth class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why arethere 3 in this package." The dad replies, "Those are for high schoolboys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!," says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "then who arethese for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO forFriday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!," exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?," he asks picking up a12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. Onefor January, one for February, one for March........" And so on and so on. Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, " What are these, Dad? " To which the man matter-of-factly replies, " those are called condoms, son . .. .. men use them to have safe sex. " " Oh I see, " replied the boys pensively. " Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school. " He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, " Why are there 3 in this package. " The dad replies, " Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday. " " Cool!, " says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, " then who are these for? " " Those are for college men, " the dad answers. " TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday. " " WOW!, " exclaimed the boy. " Then who uses THESE?, " he asks picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, " Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........ " And so on and so on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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