& Esther

[Guest guest]

Fifty Bucks & and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that airplane." Esther always replied, "I know , but that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and 50 dollars is 50 dollars." One year and Esther went to the fair and said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that airplane now I might never get another chance." Esther replied, ", that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and 50 dollars is 50 dollars." The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'! ll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you; but if you say one word it's 50 dollars." and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to and said, "By golly,I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't." replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Esther fell out, but 50 dollars is 50 dollars."