Guest guest Posted January 22, 2002 Report Share Posted January 22, 2002 THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE Thank you for calling the Psychiatric Hotline. All of our counselors are busy helping other patients right now, but please hold and someone will be right with you. Your call will be answered in the order it was received. In order to help us direct your call to the proper department, please follow these instructions: * If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. * If you are co-dependent, ask someone else to press 2 for you. * If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. * If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t really matter which number you press. No one will answer anyway. * If you are schizophrenic, listen very carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. * If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line while we finish tracing your call. Have a nice day, and thanks again for calling The Psychiatric Hotline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 23, 2002 Report Share Posted January 23, 2002 Geez , This sounds like us. lol I loved it. made me laugh! Thanks! Lu THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE Thank you for calling the Psychiatric Hotline. All of our counselors are busy helping other patients right now, but please hold and someone will be right with you. Your call will be answered in the order it was received. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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