Guest guest Posted January 31, 2002 Report Share Posted January 31, 2002 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY > > > > I've learned that you cannot make someone > > >love you. All you can do is stalk them > and hope they panic and give in. > > > > I've learned that no matter how much I care, > some people are just > >assholes. > > I've learned that it takes years > to build up trust, and it > >only takes > suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. > > I've learned that you > >can get by > on charm for about fifteen minutes. > After that, you'd better > >have a big weenie > or huge boobs. > > I've learned that you shouldn't > > >compare yourself to others - they > are more screwed up than you think. > > > >I've learned that you can keep puking > long after you think you're > >finished. > > I've learned that we are responsible > for what we do, unless > >we are celebrities. > > I've learned that regardless of how hot > and > >steamy a relationship is at first, > the passion fades, and there had > >better be > a lot of money to take its place. > > I've learned that the > >people you care most > about in life are taken from you too soon > and all > >the less important ones just never go > away. > > I've learned to say "F--- > >'em if they can't > take a joke" in 6 languages. > > Pass this along to 5 > >friends... trust me, > they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe > something > >good will happen. > If not...tough shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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