Guest guest Posted January 31, 2002 Report Share Posted January 31, 2002 A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. " I'd love to be six again, " she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear - everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a Mc's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M & Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, " Well, dear, what was it like being six again? One eye opened. " You idiot, I meant my dress size. " The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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