Guest guest Posted January 11, 2002 Report Share Posted January 11, 2002 >> > A woman's husband dies. He has only $20,000 to his> > name. After everything is done at the funeral home and> > cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is no money left.> >> > The friend says, "How can that be? You told me he still had $20,000> > left a few days before he died. How could you be broke?"> >> > The widow says, "Well, the funeral home cost me $6,000. And of> > course, I had to make the obligatory donation to the church, so that> > was another $2,000. The rest went for the memorial stone."> >> > The friend says, "$12,000 for the memorial stone?> > My God, how big was it?"> >> > Extending her left hand, the widow says, "Three carats." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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