Fw: Ain't It The Truth !! (joke)

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> > AAADD

> >

> > I just wanted to let you know that I have recently been diagnosed with

> > AAADD

> > - Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it goes . . .

> >

> > I decide to do the laundry, start down the hall and notice the newspaper

> > on

> > the table. OK, I'm going to do the laundry . . . BUT FIRST I'm going to

> > read the newspaper. After that, I notice the mail on the table. OK,

> > I'll

> > just put the newspaper in the recycle stack . . . BUT FIRST I'll look

> > through the pile of mail and see if there are any bills to be paid.

Yes.

> > Now where is the checkbook? Oops . . there's the empty glass from

> > yesterday on the coffee table. I'm going to look for that checkbook . .

> > .

> > BUT FIRST I need to put the glass in the sink. I head for the kitchen,

> > look

> > out the window, notice my poor flowers need a drink of water, I put the

> > glass in the sink and there's the remote for the TV on the kitchen

> > counter.

> > What's it doing here? I'll just put it away . . . BUT FIRST need to

> > water

> > those plants. I head for the door and . . . Aaaagh! I stepped on the

> > cat.

> > Cat needs to be fed. Okay, I'll put the remote away and water the

plants

> > .

> > . . BUT FIRST I need to feed the cat.

> >

> > END OF DAY: Laundry is not done, newspapers are still on the floor,

> > glass

> > is still in the sink, bills are not paid, checkbook is still lost, and

> > the

> > cat ate the remote control. And, when I try to figure out how come

> > nothing

> > got done today, I'm baffled because . . . I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY!

> >

> > I realize this condition is serious . . .I'd get help . . . BUT

FIRST...I

> > think I'll check my e-mail

> >

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