Guest guest Posted January 5, 2002 Report Share Posted January 5, 2002 > > > One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came > > upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to > > the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to > > God, saying, " Please God, give me the strength to cross this river. " Poof! > > God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the > > river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times. > > Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, " Please God, give me > the > > strength ..and the tools to cross this river. " Poof! God gave him a > rowboat > > and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost > > capsizing the boat a couple of times. > > The third man had seen how this worked out for the other > > two, so he also prayed to God saying, " Please God, give me the strength > and > > the tools...and the intelligence... to cross this river. " And poof! God > > turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of > > hundred yards, then walked across the bridge. > > > > > > SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN > > HANDLE IT. > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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