Guest guest Posted February 6, 2002 Report Share Posted February 6, 2002 A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut? " The barber looks around the shop and says, " About 2 hours. " The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut? " The barber looks around at a shop full of customers and says, " About 3 hours. " The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut? " The barber looks around the shop and says, " About an hour and a half. " The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, " Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. " In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, " Well, where did he go when he left here? " Bill looks up and says, " Your house! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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