Guest guest Posted March 19, 2002 Report Share Posted March 19, 2002 > > One day, a cat dies of natural causes and > goes to > > heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself. > > > > The Lord says to the cat, " You lived a good > life, and if > > there is any way I can make your stay in > heaven more > > comfortable, please let me know. " > > > > The cat thinks for a moment and says, " Lord, > all my > > life I have lived with a poor family and had > to sleep on a > > hard wooden floor. " > > > > The Lord stops the cat and says, " Say no > more, " and > > a wonderful, fluffy pillow appears. > > > > A few days later, six mice are killed in a > tragic > > farming accident, and all of them go to > heaven. Again, the > > Lord is there to greet them with the same > offer. > > > > The mice answer, " All our lives we have been > chased. > > We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even > women with > > brooms. Running, running, running; we're > tired of running. Do > > you think we could have roller skates so that > we don't have > > to run anymore? " > > > > The Lord says, " Say no more " and fits each > mouse > > with beautiful new roller skates. > > > > About a week later, the Lord stops by to see > the cat > > and finds him snoozing on the pillow. > > > > The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, > " How are > > things since you got here? " > > > > The cat stretches and yawns, then replies, > " It is > > wonderful here. Better than I could have ever > expected. And > > those 'Meals On Wheels' you've been sending > by are the best! " > > > > > __________________________________________________ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.