Fw: RE: Men

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Subject: Fwd: RE: Men

>>For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating>marriage - under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for>marriage ....>TWO YEAR DEGREE>A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that>many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man.>That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real>man as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a>moment to look over the program outline.>>FIRST YEAR>-- Autumn Schedule:>>MEN 101 Combating Stupidity>MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework>MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut>MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas>>-- Winter Schedule:>MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques>MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting>in at 1 am>MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception>EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook>EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II>ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers>>-- Spring Schedule:>MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong>MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence>MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex>MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers>ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers>>SECOND YEAR>-- Autumn Schedule:>>SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It>SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower>SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex>MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down>(Elective) (See Electives Below)>>-- Winter Schedule:>MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency>MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children>MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver>MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise>MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important>>-- Spring Schedule:>MEN 220 Omitting % & *! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)>MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary>MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions>MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay>MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2>>-- Course Electives:>EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu>EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils>EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly>MEN 231 Mothers-in-law>MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening>MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear">ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her>>Just a thought for all the women out there.>MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps,>MENtal breakdown,>MENopause, GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)>Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?>>Send this to all of the women you know (and men with a sense of humor) and>brighten their day!!!...and when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy.Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com