Guest guest Posted February 10, 2002 Report Share Posted February 10, 2002 > > > FW: NINE MONTHS LATER > > > > > > > > > : NINE MONTHS LATER > > > > > > Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They > > > loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving > > > for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. > > > > > > They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the > > > attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend > > > the night. " I realize it's terrible weather out there and > > > I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently > > > " widowed, " she explained. " I'm afraid the neighbors will > > > talk if I let you stay in my house. " > > > > > > " Don't worry, " Jack said. " We'll be happy to sleep in > > > the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at > > > first light. " > > > > > > The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to > > > the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the > > > weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They > > > enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. > > > > > > About nine months later, Jack received a letter from > > > an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, > > > but he > > > finally determined that it was from the attorney of that > > > attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. > > > > > > He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, " Bob, do > > > you remember that good looking widow woman that let us > > > sleep in her barn on our ski holiday up north? " > > > > > > " Yes, I do. " > > > > > > " Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, > > > go up to the house and pay her a visit? " > > > > > > " Yes, " Bob said, a little embarrassed about being > > > found out. " I have to admit that I did. " > > > > > > " And did you happen to use my name instead of telling > > > her your name? " > > > > > > Bob's face turned red and he said, " Yeah, sorry, > > > buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask? " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " She just died and left me everything. " > > > (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't > > > you?) > > > Caught you smiling!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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