Guest guest Posted March 10, 2002 Report Share Posted March 10, 2002 > > > > > > << Der fisherman > > > Jack is 80 years old and loves to fish. He was > > > sitting in his boat the other day when he heard > > > a voice say, " pick me up. " > > > He looked around and could not see any one. > > > He thought he was dreaming when he heard > > > the voice again, " pick me up. " > > > He looked in the water and there floating on > > > the top was a frog. Jack said, " are you talking to me? " > > > The frog said, " yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up > > > and kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful > > > woman you have ever seen and will give you > > > the most wonderful sexual pleasures that you > > > have ever dreamed of. " > > > Jack looked at the frog for a short time and > > > then reached over and picked it up carefully, > > > placing it in his front breast pocket. > > > Then the frog said, " what, are you nuts, didn't > > > you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will > > > give you sexual pleasures like you have never > > > had. " > > > Jack opened his pocket, looked at the frog and > > > said, " at my age I'd rather have a talking frog. " > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > Debra > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > Join the world's largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. > > http://www.hotmail.com > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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