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----- Original Message ----- Good Advice from kids > >"Never trust a dog to watch your food." >-, age 10 > >"When your dad is mad and asks you, >"Do I look stupid?' Don't answer." >-Hannah, age 9 > >"Never tell your Mom her diet's not working." >-, age 14 > >"Stay away from prunes." >-Randy, age 9 > >"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to." >-, age 10 > >"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let >her brush your hair." -Taylia, age 11 > >"Never let your three-year old brother in >the same room as your school assignment." >-Traci, age 14 > >"A puppy always has bad breath--even after >eating a Tic-Tac." - , age 9 > >"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the >same time." - Kyoyo, age 11 > >"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a >glass of milk." -Amir, age 9 > >"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white >shorts." -Kellie, age 11 > >"If you want a kitten, start out by asking >for a horse." -Naomi, age 15 > >"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as >lipstick." -, age 9 > >"Don't pick on your sister when she's >holding a baseball bat." -, age 10 > >"When you get a bad grade in school, show it >to your Mom when she's on the phone." >-Alyesha, age 13 > >"Never try to baptize a cat." -Eileen, age 8 > >Pass this on to everyone you think deserves a smile