dingaling

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A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling fasterthan the posted speed limit.Since he's in a good mood that day he decides to give the poorfellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asksthe man his name."Fred," he replies."Fred what?" the officer asks."Just Fred," the man responds.When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells himthat he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has anutcase on his hands but plays along with it."Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The manreplies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. Iknow, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed tomyself.I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized thatI wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school,internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back toschool.Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got mydegree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS.I Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with myassistant.She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD DDS with VD. Well, theADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was FredDingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA takingaway my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving meas Fred Dingaling with VD.Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."The officer walked away in tears laughing so hard and tore up theWarning Ticket.