Guest guest Posted January 28, 2002 Report Share Posted January 28, 2002 Personal Ads (for Seniors) FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious, blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'-4 " (used to be 5-6), Searching for sharp-looking, sharp- dressing companion. Matching white shoes, and belt, a plus. LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for Someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath, not a problem. SERENITY NOW: I am into Solitude, long walks, Sunrises, the Ocean, Yoga and Meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out, and enjoy quiet times. WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier, to share rare steaks, corn on the cob, and caramel candy. BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the air guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my boss collection of eight-track tapes. MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together. MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Doesn't run but walks well.Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.msn.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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