Guest guest Posted March 6, 2002 Report Share Posted March 6, 2002 > > > > The pirate joke is a good one..... > > > > > > > A man meets a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an > > eye > > > patch. > > > > > > " How did you get the peg-leg? " the man asks. > > > > > > " We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of > > > sharks. A shark bit my leg off, " replies the pirate. > > > > > > " Wow! What about your hook? " the man asks. > > > > > > " We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with > > > swords. One of them cut off my hand, " replies the pirate. > > > > > > " Incredible! What happened to your eye? " asks the man. > > > > > > " A seagull crapped in it, " replies the pirate. > > > > > > " You lost your eye because a seagull crapped in it? " the man asks, > > > incredulously. > > > > > > The pirate shrugged. " Yeah, it was my first day with the hook. " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Things to ponder: > > > > > > Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? > > > Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? > > > Why don't you ever see the headline " Psychic Wins Lottery " ? > > > Why is " abbreviated " such a long word? > > > Why is it that doctors call what they do " practice " ? > > > Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on " Start " ? > > > Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid > > > made with real lemons? > > > Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? > > > Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? > > > Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? > > > When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? > > > Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? > > > Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? > > > You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? > > > Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? > > > Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM? > > > Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? > > > Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? > > > If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? > > > If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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