a powerful word

[Guest guest]

SHIT>>AND I CAN PROVE IT!>>>Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can >communicate with it. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the >English language.>>CONSIDER THIS: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for >brains.>>With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your >shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.>>You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, >and tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit >fit or just shit your life away.>>People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over.>>Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between >shit and shineola or apple butter.>>There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.>>There is bullshit, horse shit and chicken shit.>>You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the >fan.>>You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle.>>You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.>>Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some >days are just plain shitty.>>Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times >when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the >right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.>>You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek >without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you >don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit >and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a >rose.>>Shit When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block >of creation.>>And remember, Once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything >else.