little Margie

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this is just tooo funny......Barbara >> > >'Little Margie" usually slept through the class.> > > > >One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was napping,> > > > >"Tell me, Margie, who created the universe?"> > > > >When Margie didn't stir, little ny, an altruistic boy seated in> > > > >the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.> > > > >'God Almighty!"shouted Margie.> > > > >The Nun said "Very good" and Margie fell back asleep.> > > > >A while later the Nun asked Margie, 'Who is our Lord and Saviour?"> > > > >But, Margie didn't even stir from her slumber.> > > > >Again, little ny came to the rescue and stuck her again.> > > > >'Jesus Christ!" shouted Margie.> > > > >The Nun said 'Very Good" and Margie fell back asleep.> > > > >Then the Nun asked Margie a third question.> > > > >'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"> > > > >Again Margie didn't stir and ny came to the rescue.> > > > >This time Margie jumped up and shouted,> > > > >'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time,> > > > >I will break it in half!"> > > > >The Nun fainted.> > > >> >>_________________________________________________________________Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp.