Fw: Chinese proverbs

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Enjoy these! And laugh! Laughter is a gift we never have to return. Love, Judy Chinese proverbsCHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Now send it to 10 or more people with in the next 5 minutes! And good luck! Nothing will happen but 10 people laughing at these Proverbs!