Guest guest Posted January 21, 2002 Report Share Posted January 21, 2002 , thanks for making me wake up laughing. hugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2002 Report Share Posted January 21, 2002 Good Monday Morning. I'm sharing with you some of my husband's humor. He thought these were hilarious! Love to you all, HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. MEMORY Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. APPEARANCE Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. COMPREHENSION There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman. Before marriage and after marriage. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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