Guest guest Posted January 30, 2002 Report Share Posted January 30, 2002 >Once, Twice, 10 Times! > >Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: "Who can tell me >which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when >stimulated?" > >Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. >", can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times >its >usual size when stimulated?" > > stands up, blushing furiously. "How dare you ask such a question?" she > >says. "I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the >principal, who will have you fired!" > >Mrs. Sampson is shocked by 's reaction, but undaunted. She asks the >class >the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand. > >Yes, Sam?" says Mrs. Sampson. "Ma'am, the correct answer is the iris of the > >human eye." > >"Very good, Sam. Thank you." Mrs. Sampson then turns to and says, >", >I have 3 things to tell you: first, it's clear that you have NOT done your >homework. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And third, I fear one day you are >going to be sadly disappointed." > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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