Guest guest Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Some people's panties just get in a twist for any old reason! Subject: The ACLU Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days! 'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?' asks the customer. The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?' The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. 'If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? 'Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you? The clerk says, 'Well, no!' 'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?' 'Well, I probably wou ldn't!' With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?' The clerk replies, 'Because you're in Home Depot.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 oh that is good. Still laughing. The ACLU Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days! 'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?' asks the customer. The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?' The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. 'If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? 'Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you? Would you? The clerk says, 'Well, no!' 'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?' 'Well, I probably wou ldn't!' With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?' The clerk replies, 'Because you're in Home Depot.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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