Guest guest Posted September 29, 2001 Report Share Posted September 29, 2001 Hello Mickey--Maybe I'm being really dense or dumb or something but please help me understand. This is some type of reaching device to help with toilet hygiene? This is new to me. Where do you purchase this equipment? How does it work? Does it have some type of clip to hold the paper? Is it something you disinfect after use? I swear, I can't believe I've reached this point in life and never heard of this. I'm learning lots and lots on this site. Thanks in advance for your help! --- Mickey wrote: > > Hi Steve - > > I bought one of those extension things...I could > reach pre op also. > Never used it. In fact, If you want mine - email me > and I will mail ===== +Doris in PA+ Hoping for DS BMI 54 __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 this has to be the funniest thing that I've read on this board!!Thank you for that! BonnieB Perfect Response to a Stupid Question What a perfect response to a stupid question! When someone asks you a dumb question . . . don't you just wish you could respond like you really wanted to? Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Sophie the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out, when a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog. Well... Looking at the bag and realizing that it actually did say DOG FOOD, in big bold letters. . . I was a little bit curious . . So . . . since I'm retired with little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I had ended up in the hospital the last time. But since I'd lost 50 pounds, before I awakened in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms, I had decided to give it another try. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again and just be a little more careful this time. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now listening and enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard, he fell. Wal-Mart has now taken away my shopping privileges. Get instant access to the latest most popular FREE games while you browse with the Games Toolbar - Download Now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.